Nope, just a new contributor, Heather(AKA Mom on Coffee). I am the mom everyone warns you about in your Lamaze classes or in Kindergym. I am a homeschooling, non-vaxing, caffeine swilling, opinionated, mouth like a sailor mother. I frequently open my mouth at the most inopportune times and spew the most inopportune things from the giant hole in my face.

My husband, Jake and I have three amazing(read: busy, messy, loud, smelly) children. We live over in the Western Mountains of Maine. Our small town doesn't even have one of those fancy blinking lights for traffic. It takes me twenty minutes just to get to Walmart; Oh, the HORROR...I know.

There really aren't many guidelines for my posting here, so I'll warn you ahead of time that I will most likely not make sense, especially if if its an early morning post. I will ramble. I will offend someone at some point. I am a mother, but that isn't all that I am, so my posts won't always be about how much I adore being a mom and a wife(read: slave) ;) They will however, always end with something fun or educational going on in Maine.

I'm thrilled to be a part of MaineMommy.com and I hope you'll come back from time to time and see what's happening!

DATES TO REMEMBER:

Sept. 17: Bug-Maine-ia, Maine State Museum in Augusta- A HUGE exhibit for kids, all about BUGS! You'll even get to hold some HUGE ones!