Hoochie Envy

Last night MaineGirl went through her shell collection (courtesy of MaineNana & MainePapa) for the millionth time. She carefully sorted and separated the shells by color and size. Suddenly I hear a little chuckle turn into a huge belly laugh.

"Mom, this shell looks like my hoochie!"

Oh shit!

"Give me that shell kiddo...and don't tell ANYONE you said that. Especially Dad."

My child will surely be the one on the bus corrupting the other children. And I am doomed for weekly trips to the principal's office for parent/teacher meetings. So much for catholic school.

Pray for me.

Better yet...vote for me here. It's the only way I'm winning mother of the year now.

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