Life List Item #1...Epic Fail

In an attempt to "climb back on" the Life List Wagon, I made a horrifically pathetic, completely laughable and utterly ridiculous attempt at item numero uno on my Life List.

The task? One single, miserable pull up. ONE. Just O.N.E.

The result? EPIC FAIL. A grunting, squirming, panting, eye popping and finally cursing effort was made. But in the end, item one on my Life List remains unattainable. Maybe I should have worded item one differently:

1. Attempt with all of your miserably pathetic soul to complete one pull up in the presence of a dozen perfectly capable and fit people. Fail miserably. Watch in horror as they shift their attention quickly so as to not let on that they were watching in fascination as you squirmed like a worm on a hook.

Some people train for marathons. Others train for the Olympics. I, MaineMommy, train to complete one pull up. #winning :)


logansmom said...

After 12 weeks you will be able to do more than one :)

Everyday Mom Ideas said...

that sounds like something that would happen to me.